Good morning/afternoon/evening to you. Sorry for being a truly despicable human being this week. As you will have undoubtedly noticed, there have not been any chapter updates and an eerie silence has fallen over the blog...UNTIL NOW!! Below is a fantastic guest post which comes from Erika Miller. She runs www.somethingshortandsnappy.blogspot.com and has also had the idiotic wonderful idea to do a chapter-by-chapter review of 50 Shades. Her blog is utterly hilarious and if you enjoy my blog, you will pretty much fall in love with hers. Plus, she uses the term 'lady-boner' which I love and want to steal.