A Man Reads 50 Shades Of Grey

Chapter 5 In Brief   Woman gets up and has breakfast.  

I had to get up at 3:30am this morning. I was up SO early that Groupon hadn’t even e-mailed me. For the first time ever, I felt like I’d beaten them. I was 1 step ahead. However, I woke up to an empty inbox which made me feel a little bit sad. At least Groupon acknowledge my existence…something which no other human being had managed to do during my 4 hours of sleep last night. As a result of my tiredness and general lethargy, I won’t be popping up a post today…but I will try my absolute hardest to get Chapters 5 & 6 up on Saturday & Sunday. From that point, I’ll be posting a chapter review every other day unless I’ve got other plans which do not involve punching words of hatred into my poor keyboard.

Join me on Twitter! - www.twitter.com/50ShadesDave So before I start pulling Chapter 4 apart, I just wanted to say a massive thank you to everyone who has read and shared this blog so far. It's great to know that people are reading and enjoying what I'm writing. People I've never met have been in touch, telling me that they're liking the blog and people I've not seen for years have been sharing it with their friends. It's all quite humbling, especially considering I thought that this would only really be read by a handful of people. If you've read it or told anyone about it, THANK YOU!! Please continue to spread the word if you like what you read.

Chapter 3 In Brief   2 people go on an awkward date.

Contrary to popular opinion, you CAN have too much of a good thing. After all of my hard work last week where I read 2 WHOLE chapters, I have given myself the weekend off. During this time, I have attempted to reassimilate myself back into the real world. It has been tough.